Howdy. 18. New York. My Chemical Romance. The Fray. Florence and the Machine. Regina Spektor. Probably OCD. Xbox. Food.
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coolscar:

*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

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do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs

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helloopandee:

how do people enjoy running wtf

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aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

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